Simeon was working on grammar today and got a little confused. Trying to get him to think a little more clearly I prompted him, "'He is going up the mountain' or 'Him is going up the mountain'?" (His problem involved more that this simple information, but I was just trying to jog his memory without giving him the answer.)
He ended up more confused than ever. "Him is going up the mountain?" he asked me with a blank look on his face?
Jubal snickered under his breath and said, "That's Indian", a sure sign they're watching to much Lone Ranger!